Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Where's Rich??

Had to start a post on this. Without Rich's observations on these topics, I am afraid our souls will never rest.

8 comments:

Randy said...

I got a voicemail from him a little while ago. He must've called from his cell phone, though, because the message was a little garbled, and I can't tell if he's out "fighting crime" or "fighting grime."

Which means Rich is either finally fulfilling his superhero fantasy or sponging down his bathroom tile...

Dave said...

Wherever he is, I hope he's enjoying a nice stack of hotcakes.

Randy said...

Rich was always happiest with a stack of hotcakes...

(You know, that should have been how Kirk summed up his eulogy of Spock in Wrath of Khan.)

Dave said...

The most reasonable explanation I can come up with is that Rich was devoured by a swarm of carnivorous flies.

Randy said...

I never understood why he insisted on using KC Masterpiece Body Wash...

Dave said...

I remember him mumbling something about "gettin back to the earth" and trying to somehow work mesquite into his daily routine.

Randy said...

No, no, he wasn't talking about mesquite; Rich was calling his neighbor a meeskeit. (It's a Yiddish word that means "You're so ugly you should be smothered in barbeque sauce.")

Rich said...

The war on grime was...grimy.