Friday, May 22, 2009

When Superheroes Eat Too Many Heros

Fat Spiderman, Fat Spiderman
Eats Spaghettios can after can
Crammed into a suit, triple-X size,
Cant get out cause he ate three pies
Look out!
Here comes Fat Spiderman

Is he fat?
Listen, bud
Hes got the bod of an Idaho spud
Can he swing from a thread?
Not unless its made of lead
Hey, there
There goes Fat Spiderman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a meal
Like a streak of gravy
He devours anything congealed

Fat Spiderman, Fat Spiderman
Friendly corpulent Spiderman
Diet and exercise
Hes ignored
Inaction is his reward

To him, life is a great big bag of chips
Wherever theres onion dip
You'll find Fat Spiderman!