Friday, December 15, 2006

Cowboys Spend 1 Billion Dollars to Build.......the Same Stadium


Why don't they just spend the money on my pec implants?

(Photo copyright Dallas Cowboys, 2006.)

7 comments:

Randy said...

Where are they gonna put the luxury box seats -- in your armpits?

Pat said...

Well, I guess it depends on what your definition of "luxury" is...

Randy said...

I don't even know what my definition of "is" is...

(This response made possible by a grant from the Clinton Foundation for Oral History.)

Dave said...

Can you get pec implants with hooks attached? So you can hang things off them, like ornaments, hand towels, hats, etc?

Pat said...

That would really give new meaning to the phrase "nice rack"...

Dave said...

The only reason I ask is because I remember resting by beer bottle on the top of my gut at the Holiday party and thinking that it wasn't really such a bad thing.

I'm just gonna go weep for a while now.

Randy said...

Funny how an innocent moment of dyslexia when asking the kitchenware employee to see the "spice rack" can earn you a slap in the face.

I just needed a place to store my cumin...