Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Cocoon

This was on the other day. It's from the 80s, and Wilford Brimley still looks old as hell and miserable. Was this guy ever NOT old? Something's up with him.

9 comments:

Dave said...

Did you know he was only 17 when they filmed Cocoon?

Pat said...

Man, he lost his hair pretty early. Poor guy.

Randy said...

Yeah, Wilford was still in the larval stage in Cocoon, so he didn't look too good. His appearance was much more palatable and dignified in Cocoon II with those stunning viceroy wings.

Dave said...

I can't eat Quaker oatmeal without hearing his voice in my head. And all I can think while I'm eating it is "Damn, Wilfred. You were soooo right".

Pat said...

I can't eat Quaker Oatmeal without thinking if I put sugar on it he's going to scream at me to check my bloodsugar every day like on those Diabetes commercials.

Randy said...

Wilford Brimley has become so associated with Quaker Oats that he should replace the statue of William Penn, Philadelphia's Quaker founder, atop City Hall.

And not merely with a statue of Wilford Brimley -- I mean the actual guy. Yeah, he'd get cold up there, but the irreparable damage to his skin and extremities would be balanced out by the magnitude of the honor.

Dave said...

Imagine being able to climb up to the top of Wilfred Brimley!

Pat said...

No thanks. Remember that painfully unneccessary massage scene with him in The Natural? I couldn't even look at a towel for two years afterwards.

Randy said...

That scene nearly caused the film to receive an "R" rating, and even though The Natural ultimately slipped through as "PG," Wilford Brimley's back has ever since been considered "box-office poison." Notice that, in the more than thirty films in which he's appeared since then, not one has shown him from any angle except from straight on, from the shoes down. Not coincidentally, his star power has skyrocketed.