Wednesday, December 13, 2006

A Strange Bathroom Encounter

So I'm washing up after doing my thing, and another guy comes out of a stall and stands by the sink adjusting his belt. I look at him. He looks at me. Then he says, "I forgot to flush," and runs back into the stall...at which point I decide I've overstayed my welcome.

5 comments:

Pat said...

Man. That is almost as bad as the time I saw a bottle of "new skin" on the top of of the TP dispenser. What were they repairing? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dave said...

One of my friends in the St. Louis office told me how he once went into the mens room and realized there was a man in the handicapped stall doing pushups... which makes sense because there's more space in there.

Pat said...

I really like the handicapped stall. It's a luxury suite. You could just run around in there if you wanted. Maybe put in a couch, a TV. Really what else do you need?

Dave said...

I have this pathetic fantasy about finding an abandoned part of the office building that nobody else knows about. I have my own personal bathroom, I can set up a tv, XBOX, a cot for napping. I could have food delivered there. Man that would be so awesome.

Pat said...

Yeah. Like a sub-basement. There would be rats, but, hey, maybe they are friendly. The important thing is the food being delivered.