Friday, February 2, 2007

Wing Bowl Training Regimen

Every day of the week before Wing Bowl, one competitive eater consumed:

1 gallon of water
5 lb of pasta with butter
2 heads of lettuce

6 comments:

Randy said...
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Randy said...

With all the gulping, slurping, and crunching going on, that contestant's home must've sounded like the set of a Russ Meyer film...

Pat said...

That's good eatin' and good for you too. If you are from a planet where fat and cholesterol = our protein and vitamins.

Pat said...

It's kinda like a meal a Giant Rabbit would consume, assuming he had broken into an Italian Warehouse at one point. But what rabbits don't?

Randy said...

True. That's why the Hutts run Tatooine -- because Jabba and company are the fittest, healthiest life forms on their planet.

If Louie Anderson showed up in the Star Wars galaxy, he'd be running a planet, too.

Randy said...

Giant rabbit?

Uh oh. Pat's having another Harvey freakout.

Silly Pat. Giant rabbits are for Jimmy Stewart.