So I'm at a sink, washing up, and a guy walks in. He approaches the sink, washes his hands, and THEN steps up to the urinal.
Washing BEFORE.
I decided not to hang around to see if he'd wash AFTER as well.
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Yeah, that's weird.
Like those surgeons who scrub before surgery. It's after the operation that you're all covered in gore and need to wash off...
Exactly!
I mean, if I were a surgeon, I'd go to the gym, perform my surgery, THEN hit the showers. It's much more efficient that way.
Maybe he was just using Superglue on a model he was building at his cube. You really don't want anything to be stuck to that area.
I miss building models. Haven't done it since I was a kid. My favorites were the big World War II battleships. One of them usually took me about a week. Then, when it was complete, I'd christen it by breaking a mini-bottle of Captain Morgan against the hull.
That's why I don't build models anymore -- I'm too in need of Captain Morgan to waste it.
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