Ron Jeremy is, quite possibly, the most famous male
porn star in the history of that fine genre of art and will undeniably become a
charter member of the Jewish Pornographic Hall of Fame, whenever such a
long-overdue institution is conceived and green-lighted. In fact, with Jeremy’s fame spread wider than all of the legs between which he’s plied his trade set side by side, perhaps it should come as no shock that I recently saw this offering in my local liquor store.
Now, apart from my concern that rum is only one frightening typo away from upon what Ron Jeremy has
built his messy career, I’m likewise alarmed at the thought of—as mezcal has the “worm”
at the bottom of the bottle to add a touch of flavor and exoticism—what might
the manufacturer put in Ron De Jeremy Spiced Rum…the foreskin?
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