Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Ten Years Gone

So maybe it hasn't been ten years, but it's certainly been awhile. However, I figured it was time to revisit the mountain. What have I learned in this time? Well, there is more than one way to fry an egg. There are several ways, actually. Some are strange and confusing to me. "Eggs Benedict"? What the hell is that? Let's stick to the basics, people. Eggs are very simple; they don't need fancy names. I find this whole subject offensive, frankly, and do not appreciate you bringing it up. Good day to you, sir.


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