As the Associated Press reported:
Experts say a New Zealand woman's 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola habit probably contributed to her death, a conclusion that led the soft-drink giant to note that even water can be deadly in excessive amounts.
Two gallons a day—that's four to five 2-liter bottles of Coca-Cola from morning til night. Every day.
Rather than utilizing the sophistic and easily assailable claim that "even water can be deadly in excessive amounts," why is Coca-Cola not defending itself with my highly scientific reasoning?
In other words: WHY HASN'T COCA-COLA HIRED ME AS ITS CORPORATE SPOKESMAN?!
(Photo of Coca-Cola bottles copyright Reuters; Ring of Fire map copyright BBC.)