Fourteen-Carrot Ratings Gold

I've never particularly been a fan of Glenn Close—perhaps unfairly holding against her the sacrilegious remake of The Lion in Winter, my all-time favorite film, as well as never warming to The Big Chill—but my respect for Close just spiked.

I don't know the source of this photograph—it certainly has the "feel" of a late-night talk show, which would explain such a goofy stunt as this—but Glenn Close has never looked so good to me. Possessing such a talent, I finally understand what Michael Douglas saw in her in Fatal Attraction.

Now if only I could find a photo of the stunningly attractive Anne Archer doing this—preferably with rutabagas...