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Perhaps Coca-Cola is taking another shot at changing its formula, like it did with "New Coke" in 1985. Many would say that the taste and scent of a big, fat, sweaty guy's foot is too radical and revulsive an ingredient change, but whereas "New Coke" flopped almost immediately upon release, you finished the entire can of, shall we say, "Toe Coke."
Early marketing results will show that the big, fat, sweaty guy sitting at the end of the packaging line is a complete success.
Well, at least you didn't have the experience poor Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas had. A fat sweaty guy was rubbing something ELSE on that can.
Well, in all fairness, despite the intense embarrassment the "pubic hair" incident caused the nation and forever compromised the Supreme Court's integrity, a chilled aluminum Coke can effectively reduces uncomfortable body temperature in those hard-to-cool areas.
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