When Superheroes Eat Too Many Heros

Fat Spiderman, Fat Spiderman

Eats Spaghettios can after can

Crammed into a suit, triple-X size,

Can’t get out ’cause he ate three pies

Look out!

Here comes Fat Spiderman

Is he fat?

Listen, bud

He’s got the bod of an Idaho spud

Can he swing from a thread?

Not unless it’s made of lead

Hey, there

There goes Fat Spiderman

In the chill of night

At the scene of a meal

Like a streak of gravy

He devours anything congealed

Fat Spiderman, Fat Spiderman

Friendly corpulent Spiderman

Diet and exercise

He’s ignored

Inaction is his reward

To him, life is a great big bag of chips

Wherever there’s onion dip

You'll find Fat Spiderman!