tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post8806115712548800687..comments2011-10-24T15:05:28.831-05:00Comments on Mount Drinkmore™: Arch Street To Be Renamed!Pathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-81953915832133945802007-01-29T12:13:00.000-05:002007-01-29T12:13:00.000-05:00Yeah, the Declaration of Independence was essentia...Yeah, the Declaration of Independence was essentially the most famous Dear John letter in history.<br /><br />A Dear John Bull letter, actually.<br /><br />Then we had to go fight the War of 1812 because Great Britain was so <i>obsessed</i> with us.<br /><br />Even then, they didn't get the hint, and it took a restraining order known as the Monroe Doctrine to make them get lost. <br /><br />Finally, they hooked up with India and South Africa and moved on with their life.Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-11037554772649516382007-01-29T09:54:00.000-05:002007-01-29T09:54:00.000-05:00"Dear King George, I think we'd work better as fri..."Dear King George, I think we'd work better as friends. It's not you, it's me. But keep in touch okay? But seriously, never come here again. Take it easy.<br /><br />--America"Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-90721125929814305132007-01-26T17:16:00.000-05:002007-01-26T17:16:00.000-05:00The heir to the English crown in the city where Am...The heir to the English crown in the city where American independence was born? <br /><br />That's like hanging out in the bar where your boyfriend dumped you...Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-78894881718865289472007-01-26T16:28:00.000-05:002007-01-26T16:28:00.000-05:00I think they should rename it "XNQZU2 Street". Rea...I think they should rename it "XNQZU2 Street". Really screw with the tourists.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-82398044640820937262007-01-26T09:10:00.000-05:002007-01-26T09:10:00.000-05:00I bet Prince Charles will be visiting "My Dick Str...I bet Prince Charles will be visiting "My Dick Street" today. It's right up there after Independence Hall and The Liberty Bell as far as attractions go.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-13756789471447715912007-01-25T16:40:00.000-05:002007-01-25T16:40:00.000-05:00A better move than renaming Arch Street would be t...A better move than renaming Arch Street would be to rename one of its cross-streets as "Meathead Avenue." Arch and Meathead were always crossing one another, so this intersection would -- like Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park -- serve as a meeting place where all the pinko commie liberals could publicly argue with the crass Nixon-loving bigots -- as long as they all imitate Arch when they speak, huh? Aww geez, dummy up, would'juz dingbat?Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-5677472047753202532007-01-25T16:10:00.000-05:002007-01-25T16:10:00.000-05:00That's a little too Phalladelphia. I think it's ti...That's a little too <i>Phalladelphia</i>. I think it's time to move to Regina or Titusville...Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-58180683201594930512007-01-25T16:09:00.000-05:002007-01-25T16:09:00.000-05:00That's a bold move by the City. It proves Philly i...That's a bold move by the City. It proves Philly is finally ready to progess into the 21st Century, abandoning its ARCHaic institutions and embracing the younger generation's insane and undercooked whims!Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.com