tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post2574973233071535077..comments2011-10-24T15:05:28.831-05:00Comments on Mount Drinkmore™: My Last Meal on Death RowPathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-75417937040624295062007-02-09T12:37:00.000-05:002007-02-09T12:37:00.000-05:00You'd figure that when they graduate culinary scho...You'd figure that when they graduate culinary school, most chefs would try to get a job in a death-row kitchen. No one appreciates a chef's artistry quite like a man eating his last meal...Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-89680437773379956222007-02-09T12:34:00.000-05:002007-02-09T12:34:00.000-05:00The good thing about starfish nipples is that afte...The good thing about starfish nipples is that after they're removed by fishermen, who then sell the nipples to major seafood restaurants, they grow back anyway.<BR/><BR/>Everybody wins!Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-18395038291385968902007-02-06T10:42:00.000-05:002007-02-06T10:42:00.000-05:00I can just see Dave smiling and nodding his head a...I can just see Dave smiling and nodding his head and the guards scramble frantically to find "starfish nipple casserole".Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17688268218462706348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-68784706655767264582007-02-06T10:40:00.000-05:002007-02-06T10:40:00.000-05:00Condemned individuals live a pretty good life. On ...Condemned individuals live a pretty good life. On top of a free meal of anything your incarcerated palate desires, you get a complimentary cigarette -- no small gesture considering how pricey they've become -- and they even comp you a blindfold, which is a nice amenity on particularly bright days. <br /><br />Hell, I might live a lawful, upstanding life of eighty years and never receive a free cig or blindfold from anyone.<br /><br />It's not such a bad way to go out...Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00882493419310050580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6583983316633559747.post-52736954499525863802007-02-06T10:12:00.000-05:002007-02-06T10:12:00.000-05:00or ask for something impossible to make... like cu...or ask for something impossible to make... like curried dodo eggs... or starfish nipple casserole... deep fried coelacanth.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08491197257766966520noreply@blogger.com